Do I win #1 girlfriend award yet
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
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SUMMER WARS. A modern classic. Tune in this Saturday night at midnight e/t to see what it’s all about!
she didnt text yo back because talking to you is like pickin up a roadkill squirrel with your teeth and dropping it in a blender and giving yourself an enema with it
Ten, in one gif set.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.